Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Why did KDB / Lehman Deal Fell apart?

I'm hearing the KDB-Lehman deal fell through because they wanted to change the name to "Seoul Brothers"

Friday, September 5, 2008

What do the top ten cities with the highest poverty rates all have in common?

The following stats come from an article by Glen Beck of CNN.

Question of the day: What do the top ten cities with the highest poverty rate all have in common?

Answer: Democrat leadership.

Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961;
Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954;
Cincinnati, OH (3rd)...since 1984;
Cleveland, OH (4th)...since 1989;
Miami, FL (5th) has never had a Republican Mayor;
St. Louis, MO (6th)....since 1949;
El Paso, TX (7th) has never had a Republican Mayor;
Milwaukee, WI (8th)...since 1908;
Philadelphia, PA (9th)...since 1952;
Newark, NJ(10th)...since 1907.

Einstein once said "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Breaking News!

All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday.

A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as heck ain't gonna do it to Alabama.

Joe Biden on Barack Obama

Politicians hate it when their own words come back to bite them. It was much safer to be a politico before Youtube.